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Promotional artwork for the April Fool's Joke Rosenkreuzstilette ~Lustatem~.

Rosenkreuzstilette ~Lustatem~ was an April Fool's joke announced by WOMI in the year 2013. While it was a joke, the materials from it have been uploaded to the wiki for posterity as the website has since been taken down.

Plot[]

The story of ~Lustatem~ is told from Luste Teuber's perspective, as it seems it would have played out in her words.

"My name is Luste Teuber! I take on the secret identity of Protogirl Bluste, the Metal Hero of Justice. I thought I'd taken back our home when I beat the forces of evil, but it seems the bad guys came back again. This is Iris' doing anyway! So it's up to me to punish her. But I might lose on my own... so I'm gonna give everybody the same costume I have! Let's all work together to defeat evil!"

Luste's Profile[]

  • Age: 10
  • Height: 143cm
  • B: 95cm (self-proclaimed)
  • W: 859cm (self-proclaimed)
  • H: 90cm (self-proclaimed)

"She was selected for RKS at the age of 10. She claims to be a super-genius but is in truth simple-minded. She is bright and energetic and treats everything like a game, not contributing much to RKS's missions. While everyone around her doesn't realize it, she is Protogirl Bluste, the Metal Hero of Justice! She has no tolerance for the evil that disturbs the peace! Her super-special attack is called Blustatem, the Breath of Justice!"

Gameplay[]

The gameplay of ~Lustatem~ seems it would have used Mega Man mechanics as a base but have an open world similar to the Metroid series and later Castlevania games. There would also be costume aspects of the game that could be received from bosses or gifted to NPCs or other bosses, which when worn by Luste would grant her their respective abilities and powers. It would also have incorporated upgrade mechanics, most notably the "Sexy Hero" model that would cause Luste's body to grow into an older version of herself, matching her age with the adult females, upgrading her core abilities and strengthening her health to 82 hit points.

Artwork and assets[]

Characters[]

The characters Luste would meet throughout the gameplay would have a resistance stat that would've ranged from one two five stars. The higher their resistance, the more difficult they would be to recruit to Luste's cause.

Merchandise[]

In addition to the fake screens and character profiles there was also a section for fake Rosenkreuzstilette Merchandise being made to promote ~Lustatem~ .

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